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【赛后贴】季后赛东部决赛G5，凯尔特人在客场93-80战胜热火，系列赛大比分来到3-2。

双方关键球员数据：

热火：巴特勒13分6板4助2断1帽，塔克7分11板2助1断，阿德巴约18分10板1助1帽，斯特鲁斯4分2板3助（投篮9中0，罚球4中4），洛瑞0分1板0助0断0帽，奥拉迪波3分5板2断，邓罗11分4板1助1断，文森特15分2板2助，科雷布-马丁7分6板1助。

凯尔特人：塔图姆22分12板9助，霍福德16分7板5助1断2帽，罗-威廉姆斯6分10板1断3帽，布朗25分4板1助1断1帽，斯玛特5分5板4助，格兰特-威廉姆斯5分6板，德里克-怀特14分1板5助2断1帽。

[–]LakersApisit100 888 points 2 hours ago

Heat offense looks tragic when jimmy doesn't have it going.

湖人球迷：JB不硬，热火不行！

G1—G5巴特勒的变化

[–][BOS] Marcus SmartDiseaseRidden 84 points 3 hours ago

Everyone has bad games......but why is Jimmy taking 5 threes to begin with?

凯尔特人球迷：每个人都有打的不好的时候……但是吉米仔开场投5个三分是我没想到的！

[–][BOS] Paul PierceLonelyPleb 199 points 3 hours ago*

Miami took 23 more shots than Boston and made 3 fewer shots.lol

凯尔特人球迷：热火出手数多了23次，热火命中数少了3个！

[–]HeatRustyKarma076 354 points 3 hours ago

The most embarrassing shooting I’ve seen from this Heat team all year

热火球迷：这是我看过的热火队今年最糟糕的投篮表现！

[–][BOS] Reggie Lewisnamblaotie 89 points 3 hours ago

*so far

凯尔特人球迷：目前为止，未来可期！

球迷恶搞热火队标

[–]Celticschristoph_loren 567 points 2 hours ago

And Bam is miserably bad when Horford and Williams are on the court together. Like he is always settling for turnaround jumpers from the FT line lol

凯尔特人球迷：霍福德和罗威同时在场时，热巴也很拉胯！他看看禁区，然后只能在罚球线附近选择跳投，画面感人！

[–]HeatMySilverBurrito 308 points 2 hours ago

Part of me dies when he pulls up a paint fadeaway after dribbling for 5 seconds not knowing what to do.Headless chicken looking dude lmao.

热火球迷：热巴得球，运上5秒后突然不知道该怎么办了，然后当我看到他在禁区里后仰跳投时，我整个人都不好了！他是没头脑，我是不开心！

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 1759 points 2 hours ago*

The Heat shot 45 threes and I'm not even sure half of them even hit the rim

球迷：三分出手四十五，得有一半不靠谱！热火……苦！

[–]Warriorsmanliestdino 729 points 3 hours ago

7/45 is actually worse shooting than the 0-27 rockets they went 7/44

勇士球迷：热火今天三分45中7，这比27连铁的火箭更糟糕，那场火箭是44中7！

[–]Rocketsharden4mvp13 106 points 3 hours ago

Took notes from us

火箭球迷：抄我作业了？

[–]LakersJayveesac 751 points 2 hours ago

Oladipo had two wide open looks and he hit the board on BOTH of them

湖人球迷：奥拉迪波有两个大空位三分机会，然后两个都砸到了篮板上！

[–]HeatMySilverBurrito 182 points 2 hours ago

He hit the exact same spot both times lmaooo

热火球迷：两次砸的是同一个地方，嘿，还不能说他不准！

[–]bostonaliens 56 points 2 hours ago

Olabricko

凯尔特人球迷：奥拉铁波！

[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonBaconigma 101 points 3 hours ago

Watching him play hurt my eyes

勇士球迷：看他打球，辣眼睛！

[–]LakersPalifaith 56 points 2 hours ago

The Heat starting guards finished with 4 totals points on 0-15 shooting.

湖人球迷：热火首发双后卫，斯特鲁斯和洛瑞。合砍4分拉全队，十五中0我也会。

[–]:yc-1: Yacht Clubstarfishboy123 553 points 2 hours ago

Two days after combining to shoot 1/13 from the field, Kyle Lowry and Max Strus followed it up today by combining to shoot 0/15

I ran these numbers through my advanced analytics model, and the model said that these numbers are not very good

球迷：两天前洛瑞和斯特鲁斯共计13投1中，今天两人再次联手奉上15中0的表现。我用我自创的高阶精密严谨的分析系统测算了一下这些数据，得出一个结论：这数据不太好！

[–]WarriorsGhostTiger 103 points 3 hours ago

This off-season the Heat need to get...better.

勇士球迷：休赛期热火需要……呃，变得更好……

[–]HeatSaintSavage1 -38 points 2 hours ago

I think a Embiid for Bam trade is imminent.

热火球迷：我觉得恩比德就要来了！

点击阅读：恩比德发推说热火需要另一名球星

[–]Celticsnikofili 22 points 2 hours ago

Only way the heat get embiid for Bam is if they package all their picks from now until 2069

凯尔特人球迷：用热巴换恩比德？你们怕是得把2069年之前所有的选秀权加进去！

[–]BucksDrunkBucksFan 1382 points 2 hours ago

Whew, that was close…

For a second there, I thought we might not get another blowout. Thank you Heat for coming through.

雄鹿球迷：哎唷，比分这么近……有那么一瞬间，我以为不会再是一场打花了的比赛！感谢热火延续了传统！

[–]RocketsChupacabra_herder 14 points 2 hours ago

Its okay at least we had a close first half for a change.

火箭球迷：知足吧，至少没在上半场就打花了！

[–][BOS] Kendrick Perkinsjaleneropepper 250 points 2 hours ago

It was a good first half!

凯尔特人球迷：上半场挺好了！

[–]PistonsTCTuggersNotReally 170 points 2 hours ago

Was it though?

活塞球迷：你确定？

[–]CelticsSquimJim 254 points 2 hours ago

ya'll wanted a close game, you didn't specify that it had to be pretty

凯尔特人球迷：你们之前只说了要比分接近，可没提过还要求打的好看啊！

[–]CelticsNotTheMagesterialOne 104 points 3 hours ago

The winner of the this game: Boston Celtics

The losers: Everyone who watched this game

凯尔特人球迷：本场比赛的获胜者：波士顿凯尔特人！本场比赛的失败者：所有看比赛的人！

你们球队的新晋奶爸

[–]KnicksFlagrantTwo 56 points 3 hours ago

big al and derrick white were huge tonight

尼克斯球迷：霍福德和德里克-怀特今晚打的真好！

[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownFredDupe 27 points 3 hours ago

Shout out to Derrick white for carrying in the 1st half

凯尔特人求你：小白上半场carry!瑞思拜！

[–]Celticschristoph_loren 200 points 3 hours ago

Al Horford is so beautiful.Our most consistent player this playoffs

That is all.

凯尔特人球迷：霍福德是真好用，本轮系列赛最稳定的球员！真香！

[–]CelticsVVVVagabond 505 points 3 hours ago

Robert Williams is a scary man in the paint

凯尔特人球迷：守在禁区的罗威，让你望而生畏！

[–]CelticsJordanwolf98 217 points 3 hours ago

Bam has nightmares about Rob

凯尔特人球迷：阿德巴约的梦里都是罗威！

热巴：斯波，我床下有鬼！斯波：……

[–]Heatmrwhite2323 102 points 3 hours ago

Whats up with celtics and bathroom issues

热火球迷：凯尔特人为啥总能和厕所搞出点新闻？

点击阅读：罗威因上厕所没能在下半场首发出场

[–]KnicksOuchYouPokedMyHeart 46 points 2 hours ago

C U L T U R E

U

L

T

U

R

E

尼克斯球迷：球队文化！

[–]Celticsrabid89 32 points 3 hours ago

Rob with the gameplan smart people use: don't poop at home, poop at work

凯尔特人球迷：罗威在教我们一个聪明人该做的事：别在家里便便，要憋到公司！

[–]Celticsgreeny508 67 points 3 hours ago

Work poops are the best

凯尔特人球迷：带薪拉屎，人间乐事！

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